What would happen if a hippo mated with an armadillo? And also there had to be some kind of nuclear reaction or gamma ray exposure. Because I found the offspring on the net.

Ok Ok so it’s not a mutant. It’s a hairless Guinea Pig! and I don’t care how ugly they are… I want one. He would have to have a proper name like. Mr. Horatio LaFleur or Mistress Penelope. Nothing else like fuzzy or Bob would do. They cost about 4 times what one with hair does, but why care? When you bring out that little sack of boney meat the looks on your friend’s faces when they say “What the hell happened to your cat?” will be payment enough. I’ll have to wait till my current Pig passes on. Because I wouldn’t want my new Skinnypig to know that he is a freak (and that is what they’re called) He needs to think he’s a normal pet, I think that would be good for his self esteem.

check out the other guinea pig breeds

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Friday can pretty much be summed up in quotes for me today. lets see…
Peter Gibbons: because I’m a big pussy… which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don’t consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons:Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

But thats just when I’m at work. Fridays are much more entertaining when I get home. The thought of doing nothing (or anything) on the weekends is so exciting. I’ll leave you with a quote from a really funny guy who’s death was overshadowed by Terry Schiavo and some guy named “pope” Mitch Hedburg…

“I have a sensitive neck. I have to wear v-necks. I can’t wear turtle necks. A turtle neck is like a really weak person trying to strangle you to death all day. If you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, it’s like a weak midget is trying to bring you down.”

viva la fin de semana!

I was cruising Boing Boing and I found links to this german guy that remakes pop songs as if they were recorded in the roaring 20′s. I can not imagine a stranger combination. They are awesome. But I have a weird sense of humor… so judge for yourself!
OOPs I did it again
Blue (Da Ba De)
We are the Champions
Around the World

For a couple months I’ve been trying to come up with a list of things that I’m looking for in the perfect woman. It has been shaping up pretty well, but something that I realized is that I’m very flexible in what I’m willing to accept. What I really need to write is a list of things that I dont want, which is much easier and much more annoying.

Punctual and won’t cancel plans
Not that I’m on time for everything, but I’m getting better. I can’t believe how annoyed I get when people cancel plans or make me wait around for a long time.

Not too high maintanence
I don’t mind a girl who likes to get dressed up. But I can barely keep a normal girl happy, I can’t be buying jewelry and clothes for these women.

Bags are packed
I’m getting to that age where I can’t expect women not to have some kind of past, a little baggage. But I can’t solve your problems. I am a good listener, but I have a limit.

Gotta be able to take it
I’ve only had this problem once, but you have to be able to take sarcasm. I dont really bring the heat on my women the way I do on my boys, but you need to have slightly thick skin.

Lying to your mom
WTF is up with that. I hate hearing that you have to make up some elaborate story to tell your mom to explain where/what/who you were doing last night. Not telling them is one thing, but straight up lying is a no-go.

Skeezy friends
I had some loser stoner friends in High School and I liked them. But the reason that we don’t hang out much anymore is that I realised that they weren’t going anywhere.

here’s where I loose some people. Every girl I have dated or liked has fallen into this catergory, and I hope I’m not offending any one.

College Dropouts
seriously, I know how to pick em’ I need a girl with her head on her shoulders. College is not that hard, going to class is about 75% of the problem. I want someone who at least has the drive to get through it. Going to NoVA is just fine.

So I’ve ranted enough about this, I don’t think that these are weird things to ask, I just want to find a nice normal girl. Seems that they are in short supply.

[15:37] theRoamingBone: and charlie said let there be vaccum
[15:37] theRoamingBone: and there was
[15:37] Mark5four0: ahhhhhh
[15:38] Mark5four0: the glory
[15:38] Mark5four0: overt your eyes
[15:38] theRoamingBone: yes
[15:38] theRoamingBone: it’s glorious
[15:38] Mark5four0: now do you remember how to use it
[15:38] theRoamingBone: that’s the hard part

These are two email’s I got from Jenn when I asked her to check out a band called “Jack off Jill” for a friend of mine…

Apparently these bands are similar- london after midnight, lords of acid, rasputina, switchblade symphony, kmfdm, my dying bride, bikini kill, murderdolls, and kidney theives. im gonna listen to that band and tell you what I think they sound like. I’ll be back again.
and this is the second one…

jesus fucking christ man, is she deaf? that shit is horrible!! seriously, ok, I’ll try to make you understand. um….. picture a chick who sounds like a five year old talking in a little girly voice saying shit about cunts and angels fucking devils and then smash some metal pans together and listen to Rosanne scream at the same time. it sucks dude.