wanted to write something about couples at Ikea, but I cant remember if I ever wrote it down. I have lots of little ideas like that. They usually come to me when I’m no where near paper or a computer. Sometimes they come when I’m laying in bed, but then i’m too tired to even roll over and write them down. One time I tried saying the idea out loud before I drifted off to sleep, btu all I could remember in the morning was “grarble grable brable, remember that in the morning” So that’s why this month has been a slow writing month. I like the couples at Ikea, and I want to be one, or I should say part of one. They all look young and attractive, obviously buying things for their first place. It’s so exciting. When I go there alone sometimes I pretend to be looking for the other half of my couple, like she’ll be just around the next corner looking at the “Naglog” picture frame set. Yesterday I got to pretend with Katey that we were one of them, it was fun. She is fun. She’s just like me in too many ways, it’s a little weird honestly. Maybe I’ll write more about this later.

If myspace could crush firefox one more time that would be great.
Am I the weird guy on here?
Nah!
If the phrase “I could do it and not feel bad about it” comes into your head, just quit thinking.
god damn this is spicy mustard!
I think I need a cool alias
I cant believe I just ate half a jar of nacho cheese.
Why make DIY gatorade? Cause I’m cheap!
Stocking the pond with corn-eyed trout!

I need to get on the ball with updating this thing. I want to keep my average of 15 posts per month up. And also I dont want to be “The Starwars Guy” so F that shit.

And no thanks I’ll just have the coffee. I walked over to the Coffee shop around the corner, It was like I walked into a stereotype. Everybody there had their skinny black glassed on and trendy clothes that don’t fit someone of my body type. I’m not fat by any means, but the trendy art-type look just doesn’t come in Ogar size. Try as I might I just cant feel comfortable in there. I’ll stick to the $9 polo that I got from Target yesterday, I’m very proud of that. Also 80% of them had their alptops out and were writing papers or otherwise occupied, so the place was packed, but nobody was actually talking. It dosen’t really matter anyway, being this close to the law school I’m sure they would be talking about something that I had no interest in. I’ll just thank my local barista and walk snobbishly towards the door, they’ll never know I’m not one of them…