Month: May 2007

Spagetti Western Omlette

Life, Rants

Men’s bathroom etiquette is something that is very high on my list. We’re all in there to do important work, but I don’t want to be your partner in crime. I spend my time in there playing games on my phone and trying not to breathe through my nose. But today I felt like I was Tom Arnold in Austin Powers. The guy wasn’t even in the stall next to me and I still felt for him… really I felt like he was going to get some on me.

[Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet]
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that’s it! You show that turd who’s boss.

He shuffled in past my stall, sat down forcefully, unleashed the monster and held on for dear life. That’s pretty much when I decided I’d had enough of the throne room and it was time to leave. While I was getting ready to leave I heard him fart the “Gunfighter Music” from “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly”. A tumbleweed rolled by the sink as I left our mysterious stranger to duke it out with the beast.

I love these comics.

Entertainment, The Interweb

It happens all the time, I’ll forget about a website or comic for a long time and then when I go back there’s so much new content that it’s like i’ve found it all over again. Yesterday the database went down for the last two hours of the day and I decided to go over to Perry Bible Fellowship. This is definitely my favorite web comic. It’s like some of the things I draw in my sketchbook, just way funnier.

For $20 bucks you can get a signed print, I’m really want one. I just can’t narrow it down to which one. One that I think captures the tone of the site is “no survivors”. But it might be hard to explain that to visitors when they see it framed on the wall.

I’ll have to make a list.

Later!