I read Deadspin a lot and there are begining to be a lot of stories about the US soccer team because of all the World Cup qualifying matches going on all the time. This year they’ve been referencing them as the USMNT, United States Mens National Team. I don’t know if this is new or I just noticed it. But all I can think of is that it sounds like TMNT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So this is what I came up with. I don’t care if anyone buys it, I bought one and that makes me happy already.