Because my love of special limited edition candy is greater than my love of 89 cents I picked up another gem today. This time the candy of the moment is the Reese’s BIG CUP. It’s just that, a giant peanut butter cup. The bigger size feels good in my hand, like a roll of pennies or a small dog. I sat here and ogled it for a little bit, bathing in it’s majesty. I even took a pic with my phone so I could tell my grandkids about this moment. I peeled back the wrapper and took my first delicious bite. Oh dear lord that’s a lot of peanut buttery goodness.
Sidebar, your honor.
Anybody else remember those commercials about the different ways people eat Reese’s? Some would nibble around the outside, blow out the middle and eat the ring last, or eat it in one bite. Well after devouring this confectionary delight I would have to say that my style is, getting done with it and still having all my fingers is job number 1. Once the taste gets in my mouth I just have to have more, and the feeding frenzy ensues.
So now I’m sitting here with this lump of candy in me, thinking if it was a good idea to eat it. Besides 12g of fat and 210 calories I would say that it was worth it.

pictures work perfectly fine in Firefox, but noooo IE has to poop in my microwave. If you’re using IE then the pictures are hidden behind the white background for some reason, I know this and I am working on it. Stupid Microsoft…

What would happen if a hippo mated with an armadillo? And also there had to be some kind of nuclear reaction or gamma ray exposure. Because I found the offspring on the net.

Ok Ok so it’s not a mutant. It’s a hairless Guinea Pig! and I don’t care how ugly they are… I want one. He would have to have a proper name like. Mr. Horatio LaFleur or Mistress Penelope. Nothing else like fuzzy or Bob would do. They cost about 4 times what one with hair does, but why care? When you bring out that little sack of boney meat the looks on your friend’s faces when they say “What the hell happened to your cat?” will be payment enough. I’ll have to wait till my current Pig passes on. Because I wouldn’t want my new Skinnypig to know that he is a freak (and that is what they’re called) He needs to think he’s a normal pet, I think that would be good for his self esteem.

check out the other guinea pig breeds

I really want to start putting pictures in here, but I cant figure it out… here goes..

Test TETEJTELJ E TEKT ETLKT ELTKJE LTJE LTJELTJE TLEJ EKTJELTJELJELTJ TLJELJETLTKTJT jlEJltjELjt E ETLEJL TJEL JTLE JTLJ TELJTLTJ LTJE L JLTJLTJELj test words blah blah
test
quote cache

Friday can pretty much be summed up in quotes for me today. lets see…
Peter Gibbons: because I’m a big pussy… which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don’t consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons:Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

But thats just when I’m at work. Fridays are much more entertaining when I get home. The thought of doing nothing (or anything) on the weekends is so exciting. I’ll leave you with a quote from a really funny guy who’s death was overshadowed by Terry Schiavo and some guy named “pope” Mitch Hedburg…

“I have a sensitive neck. I have to wear v-necks. I can’t wear turtle necks. A turtle neck is like a really weak person trying to strangle you to death all day. If you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, it’s like a weak midget is trying to bring you down.”

viva la fin de semana!

I was cruising Boing Boing and I found links to this german guy that remakes pop songs as if they were recorded in the roaring 20’s. I can not imagine a stranger combination. They are awesome. But I have a weird sense of humor… so judge for yourself!
OOPs I did it again
Blue (Da Ba De)
We are the Champions
Around the World