Pros and Cons of the Metro pickup…


Cute girls ride the Metro.
Bright light makes identifying engagement rings easier.
You know if they are riding Metro that they either have a good job or go to Georgetown, both good things.
If I’m coming back from work I usually am well dressed, thus making my cover easier to judge.
Can blame the stains on my jacket on work.
Flirting with eyes easier when facing each other.
Metro etiquette dictates no eye contact or talking.
Girls with good jobs usually have boyfriends.
One chance a day, if the girl gets off early on you can’t just switch to the next one without looking like an ass.
Everyone else is listening, making your face easier to fall on.
Flirting with eyes also known as staring.

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