Deer Fighting League

Life, Randomness

If I started a deer fighting league would that be illegal? Or immoral? What if it was only active during dear hunting season? In essence I could claim that I was using deer as the weapon to hunt other deers.

I’m sure PETA would protest, because they protest everything and want you to be vegan. “I’m a level 5 vegan, I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow”

So I just need to start training the cute deer in my yard to be vicious killers. I think I’m going to need some kind of secret lab hidden inside a volcano or something.

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