Is nose nair a sign of intellegence or something?

Life, Randomness

I just pulled out a nose hair that most people would be happy to have growing on their heads. This is happening a little more frequently than I’d like. Every once in a while I get “Lumberjack Hairs” on my eyebrows, they’re twice as thick and long as normal hairs. Now they’ve moved south into my nose. Is there something about growing older that you need these giant hairs to protect you? Does evolution know that there are giant germs out there looking for me and that these are the last line of defense? It’s only a matter of time before they start coming out of my ears.
We need to stop this great migration!
Is there some kind of fence or border patrol that can keep these hairs out?? They’re taking jobs from all the regular hairs on my face and making my look like a young Andy Rooney.

The legend of dirty pants.

Life, Randomness

Do you ever get dressed in a hurry in the morning, but still feel good about it. Then you get to work and look down and realize that you’re wearing the dirtiest pants possible? It looks like my crotch has been groped by a West Virginia miner. I think this is the best argument for always buying dark khakis.

Oh well, lets just hope people at work don’t look at my crotch very often.

Franklin J. Cat – The worlds tallest cat

Life, Randomness

Frankie is a weird one.

I have no real proof that he’s the tallest cat, but he sure seems that way. I’ve never met another cat that’s as lanky as he is. He really likes to flaunt it also, he’s always standing in an “Egyptian statue pose” or just prancing around the house.

Frankie stretches out

Frankie stretches out


Frankie is a weird one

Frankie is a weird one


Frankie loves his mamma

Frankie loves his mamma

Being creative is all about the memories.

Art, Projects

Being a creative person is 9/10ths preparation. do you know why everybody always says “I could have thought of that” when they’re in an art gallery? Because they probably did think of it and then immediately forgot. It must happen 10 times a day, those moments of inspiration where two ideas come together and you think. Peanut butter and Jelly in one Jar!… genius! In fact I just thought of something better than that example, but then a woman walked by and I totally forgot it.

I’ve started keeping a notebook file on my phone that I can jot down things as I think of them. It’s important that, when this happens, I stop what I’m doing and write them down immediately. Because seconds later I’ll have no idea what I was just thinking about.