My thoughts on Canada, America's Hat.

Life, Trips

I tried to get all my Canada jokes out before we got across the border, but I still think they’re funny dammit.

But after being there for 6 days I’m pretty sure I can’t find anything I don’t like about Canada. Just like South Park taught us they’re polite and clean and (most of them) love America… probably more than most Americans. They have socialized medicine, decriminalized Marijuana laws, low crime, and all the moose you can eat. Plus I can not say enough about poutine and ceasars. It’s pretty much how I’d like to see the USA someday.

If I could get past them spelling “Sportscenter” with an “e” on the end and second rate cable system I would move there in a heartbeat. But alas…

All hail America, Canada’s Ass.

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