In the words of that master thesipen Jack Black… “REALLY GOOD”
It’s hard to explain how funny it was without giving away any jokes from the movie or coming off as a complete racist. There are just so many bits in it that made me laugh outloud. Pussy trolls, Donkey shows, Silence of the lambs dancing, The argument about LoTR vs SW Killed!

“I just ripped on Lord of the Rings so hard I made a nerd puke!”

The way I try to explain in to normal people is that it’s really dirty, really really dirty, but REALLY funny. If you can find humor in donkey shows and racist grandmas then this is the movie for you.

“Come to think of it my grandma was sort of racist”

Kevin Smith has done a great job of following up one of my favorite movies. Or in Jesse’s case making a funny sequel to a movie he didn’t like that much.

Good Job Kev!

Later!

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

Of who? Well nerds actually, possibly dorks. But Besides the ability to google pretty much anything at a moments notice, we also share an attraction to smart women. I came across this article about the 10 hottest women who are smarter than you are. My threshold for for dateable women has bent sometimes, but I do always appreciate a smart girl. And not just the ability to have a conversation while I’m trying not to get caught oogling her breasts. Check the list of smoking hot women who are way more smarters than me.. ur.. smarter than I!

Some like it Smart Hot

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Actually I should be worried that something like this even exsists… but since it’s already out there lets just all have a good laugh. What am I talking about? Get ready for it.. I mean really prepare your mind for the awesomeness that’s about to be dropped on it… CATS THAT LOOK LIKE HITLER .COM.

I dont think you were ready for that.

well get ready for this… they call them KITLERS!

Oh YEAH! THAT JUST HAPPENED!

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Must be some kind of Harold and Kumar sickness I have. I just watched the preview for “The Namesake” it looks awesome. I’ll bet Bharat already has tickets. Watch the preview and you’ll know why

The Namesake Trailer

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Oh I’ve seen that guy. He had a tribal armband tattoo. He might as well have been wearing a popped color polo shirt, he was that guy. He spent the night reciting funny things other people thought of.

Are you Will Ferrell doing Harry Carray? Hey Funny Guy, are you passing off Pablo Fransisco routines as your own? Hey little tortilla boy? Your only orignial thought all night was… wait for it…

“why would sonic the hedgehog like chili dogs?”

Then you decided to use logic to decipher this mysterious riddle. But yet you seemed to convienently overlook the fact that hedgehogs are slow rodents who do not collect rings in an immaginary land with a flying two tailed fox as their best friend. Not to mention that the stupidest thing about the damn cartoon was that the voice of sonic was… was… Jaleel White… ERKEL. Or the unique nugget of knowledge that there were in fact 2 cartoons, one cheap and funny and one serious-ish and on ABC. But both Erkel.

So you had to have spent a fucking hour trying to prove to us that sonic couldn’t have eaten chilidogs because they make you fart… huh farts are funny.

I’ll give you credit that you can do a mean movie guy voice, but you sir are no Jaleel White.

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Not quite the same ring as Bond, but turns out I have the same car. You know that car in “From Russia with Love” that turns into a submarine. Well I figured out last night that My Scion does the same thing.

Jesse and I had been down in Stafford working on the Cardboard boat all day. (which is going to be amazing!) It had been raining all weekend so everything is totally soaked. On the way back Virginia drivers were being VA drivers. ANything out of the ordinary and they freak out, well, they pretty much freak out anyway. But they were actually pulling over on the side of the road cause it was raining too hard. So we decided to get off on Rt 123 and take that all the way to the house. Well after we got around the slow people it was smooth sailing.

that is until…

We were just passing the Mason campus when I saw some lights up ahead. First thing I thought was “What the hell are these people doing?” but just about then we hit a wall of water going 45 mph. SPHLOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! water was going over the hood and onto the windshield! I just kept on the gas and hoped that I wouldn’t stall out. It must have been 300 feet of water that had to be 2-3 ft deep. After we passed the other cars on the other side of the water I was so excited that we were screaming an honking the horn. It was really one of the coolest things that’s happened while I was driving.

When I got out there this morning I noticed that my liscense plate is sticking straight out from the bumper. The water must have gotten unter it and bent it up! Looks like I’m going to need a new GMU Alumni frame for it. Still awesome though.

Later!