3 frames — If you know… you know

Entertainment, The Interweb
3 Frames from Rad

3 Frames from Rad

Maybe it’s that I’ve seen most of these movies? Maybe it’s because it seems like at any moment they might come to life in full video. We see so much full motion video on the internet now that its surprising to see moving images that are still gif animations. Certain ones are better than others, I personally like ones where not all the elements are moving at the same speed. When you look at a full page of posts you almost slip into a drug induced stupor for a second. Check it out, I’m sure you’ll enjoy a few of them.

Jessica Simpson is still an idiot.

Life, Rants
Coyote

Coyote

VS

Maltipoo

Maltipoo

From the Article:

Jessica Simpson’s beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy’s image offering a reward for the lost dog.

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!” she Tweeted.

She offered a reward? To who the coyotes?
I’m sorry about your dog, but lets be real here. That dog isn’t fighting off any coyotes.
They didn’t take the dog for the reward money… THEY TOOK HER FOR FOOD.

via cnn

Schu-Review – Pumking – Southern Tier Imperial Ale

Beer, Life
The Pumking

The Pumking

I could smell this beer for an hour.

It reminds me of the pumpkin milkshake from McDonalds… and that is a good thing. There is a strong vanilla flavor that is topped with a solid taste of pumkin pie and finished with nutmeg and spice. The beer is thick, almost like milk which adds to the milkshake vibe. At 9% alchohol and in a 22 oz bottle it’s not something you (should) drink a lot of at one sitting. But I have to stop myself from drinking more than one at a sitting.

Laurel wasn’t so excited about this one. But I can’t get enough of it.

Yet again, Southern Tier, FOR THE WIN

4/5 Schus

Facebook is for adults and Vimeo is for creative people

Entertainment, The Interweb

Almost every video that I find on Vimeo is really high quality and looks like it took a lot of time. Maybe it’s that the producers spent a lot of time on them and they dont want them being dominated in views by the new talking cat video or some kid  in his basement lip-syncing to Lady Gaga.

This one is worth your time.

Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

Deer Fighting League

Life, Randomness

If I started a deer fighting league would that be illegal? Or immoral? What if it was only active during dear hunting season? In essence I could claim that I was using deer as the weapon to hunt other deers.

I’m sure PETA would protest, because they protest everything and want you to be vegan. “I’m a level 5 vegan, I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow”

So I just need to start training the cute deer in my yard to be vicious killers. I think I’m going to need some kind of secret lab hidden inside a volcano or something.