I know that probably about 10% percent of all men riding the Orange Line look like Ron Silver. But when I saw this guy the first thing I thought of was, “I know how they filmed the ending of Timecop!”. There’s nothing wrong with this guy, I just think he looks like Ron Silver…
To prove to Lisa that he is a good anchor, Bart starts to produce “Bart’s People”, which are human interest stories, a news segment that becomes extremely popular.
Bart’s People: Starbucks, Animal styleLife, Rants
I really hope that this lady is going to brush out her hair when she gets to the office. I’m pretty sure she’s trying to look trendy and bohemian, but right now she looks like something that I pulled out of the drain in the shower.
Bart's people : Unlikley Varsity SportsLife, Randomness
I saw this guy on the metro today. I’ve always wondered who buys this kind of kitschy crap from theme parks. Well now you know, downtrodden government workers! What sport did he make varsity in, riding the Back to the Future Ride?
Bart's People : What would the Dark Lord drive?Life, Randomness
What kind of vehicle would the Dark Lord Voldemort drive?
Probably the most evil car on the planet… The 94 Tercel!
Bart's People : Sarah Palin FanLife, Randomness
Maybe this one should be called “Hannity’s People”? Also since it doesn’t contain an actual person it’s different from the rest of the series. I was walking to work when I saw this car. I thought “that’s a funny plate to have on a Subaru” since they’re usually covered in Obama/Biden stickers and eco-slogan bumper stickers. Then I decided to look inside… The car is remarkably clean except for a big cardboard box… but what’s written on the box?
Fragile. Cow Head.
I’m not sure how this is going to end, but the combination of these two things is weirdly awesome.
Bart's People: The Millitant MulletLife, Randomness
It was hard to covertly capture this mullet in a picture. Luckily I was in a position that I could use the excuse that I was taking a picture of the Air and Space Museum. But he looks like he’s the kind of person that takes things seriously… or at least may be carrying a gun.