Hard times have fallen upon Montgomery Burns, the ‘green movement’ must really be cutting into the nuclear power money. Because he’s given up Simthers, the driver service, and his beloved hounds in favor of the Metro.
Randomness
People who I may or may not look like.
Life, RandomnessApparently I’m pretty bad about judging what celebrities my friends look like. I still think that in a certain light Laurel looks like Katherine Heigl(Who, judging by her google search, is the cover model for ‘Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine’) But I get it all the time, “you know who you look like?”. Well it’s time to put them to the test. Here are the comparisons that I’ve heard… good or bad
Thomas Jane – I think Crystal was the one who thought I looked like this guy. I think it’s a pretty good comparison, butt-chin (check), big nose (check). Plus he’s played Mickey Mantle and The Punisher, so you can’t go wrong there.
Carey Elwes – There was a bartender at Carlos O’Kelley’s that always told me I looked like Wesley from ‘The Princess Bride’. I kind of see it, especially in this photo. Not a bad life being the Dread Pirate Roberts, if you can get it.
Kid Rock – Some girl at the Vienna Starbucks told me I looked like Kid Rock. It was early on a Saturday Morning and I hadn’t had a haircut in about 5 months… and I was wearing a hat. I guess? But Laurel seems to think I should have taken it as an insult. What-ev
Will Ferrell – I forget who the person that told me this one was? But I don’t really see it. I actually think he looks more like my friend Peter? But I did grow a mustache a few years ago because I liked ‘Anchor Man’ so much.
Zack Braff – Laurel thinks this one is a lock. I think maybe if you leave out his nose. Much of my power comes from my big nose. It’s a proven fact. I can’t really find many other faults in this one. Maybe I do look like him.
Ben Roethlisberger – source-Little old lady at the 7-11. plus somebody else that I’ve forgotten. I do have the same stats as Big Ben, 6’5″ 135lbs, I’m sure he’s a little bit more in shape than I am… and I can’t throw a football to save my life.
Things that are hilarious, but probably only in the morning.
Life, Randomness“You spose to be makin breakfast, that’s only in the monin” – Bubb Rubb
It might be because I was tired while driving to the Metro this morning but I saw something that was unintentionally hilarious. There are always people walking on the sidewalk as I drive by, which isn’t funny. But today I look to the right and see in the distance what I think is a green dinosaur walking a little kid. For a few seconds I looked at it while my eyes focused, then I realized what I was looking at… a pregnant middle eastern lady wearing a green tracksuit and headscarf. Probably racially or culturally insensitive, but I would have sworn she was wearing a green dinosaur suit.
Later!
The elusive black minivan finds its true calling.
Life, Randomness
I saw this while driving west on rt. 66 last night. I thought it was so cool that I missed my exit and had to take a 15 minute detour to find my way back. (it really wasn’t that bad, I’m just an idiot) Anyway I can’t tell if this is just a cut rate funeral home or if it’s supposed to be ironic. I think it’s the latter.
Later!
previous: The Black Minivan
Dream a little dream
Life, RandomnessI had a weird dream this morning. I think it was one of those where you wake up in the dream and it seems like you’re going about your daily routine. I remember being the DJ at a big club, I was up in the DJ booth with all the equipment. Everybody was dancing and having a great time. But I wasn’t really doing anything, I was just playing a CD, somebody next to me was handing me CDs and I was just playing them. So I “wake up” and get ready for work and make it to the Metro, when I pick up the Express the cover picture is of people dancing at a club. There in the DJ booth it’s me! But I have this crazy gnarly blonde beard, it’s all thin and wispy. I’m wearing earphones and have a goofy smile on my face. But when I read the article that follows it, none of the facts are right, and I was credited as Mark McBrian? But it was a really realistic dream, not very crazy but weird!
Later!
Bart's People: Hipster Doufus
Life, Randomness
Theres something strange about a short fat bald man using a 17 inch Powerbook on the metro. Its something in the juxtaposition of the beauty and the beast. This guy should be using an old laptop. Not even a good brand, something like Compaq. He’s wearing a blue polo shirt that emphasizes his supple man meat, faded kakhis with cuffed legs, and old brown leather shoes. I can’t see what he’s doing over there , probably just watching a DVD. This seems like the kind of guy who would spend 3500 on a laptop just to use it as a portable DVD player. All I’m saying is that he’s definatley not the “Mac Guy” from the commercials.
Later!